yo i'm mad cute

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:11:00 -0400

Syrup: Four types of women.

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:22:11 -0400

Syrup: Four types of women.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:49:12 -0400

Nice to see you too, dog.

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:38:33 -0400

Nice to see you too, dog.

cliterallysame: this is my favorite video on this website

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:27:35 -0400

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:16:47 -0400

when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:05:40 -0400

when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES

so cute goat

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:05:42 -0400

so cute goat

andrewbabyyy: norajean: attackofthepartycannon: saltwaterstemp...

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:16:30 -0400

andrewbabyyy:

norajean:

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?

That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

thought the mercury was cool but the pee frisbee is cooler

LOLWUT

i’d go on road trips all the time

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:05:58 -0400

i’d go on road trips all the time

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Wed, 08 May 2013 15:16:31 -0400

cindi3choochootran: 71-2: -richy: bigbootybxtchh: ipraytoange...

Wed, 08 May 2013 04:22:15 -0400

cindi3choochootran:

71-2:

-richy:

bigbootybxtchh:

ipraytoangelcastiel:

elieuceda:

mahlyenkid:

elieuceda:

WHAT IS THIS

…

HONESTLY I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS GUYS

what the fuck did i just watch 0.o

Can someone explain to me what is this ?

What the fuck 0_o

Build a bear should have this instead of making people kiss a fucking fake ass beating heart.

literally. this was my face

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:11:14 -0400

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:49:17 -0400

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one...

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:54:41 -0400

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery

so be it

bathroomwallanarchy: They’re not the best but…

Tue, 07 May 2013 08:44:03 -0400

bathroomwallanarchy:

They’re not the best but…

backyardskills: nikolawashere: Wow, well done. this is cool...

Tue, 07 May 2013 06:33:01 -0400

backyardskills:

nikolawashere:

Wow, well done.

this is cool as fuck

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